omg mig langar svo mikið að eignast svona barn sem elskar ruslabílinn

Okei ef ég er the white man’s fantasy afhverju er enginn að höstla mig?

Þegar slæmir hlutir koma fyrir mig hugga ég mig við það að nú hef ég eitthvað til að tala um við hárgreiðslukonuna næst þegar ég fer í klippingu

"My wife complains about having to help me with the cleaning. What should I do?" Matt, age 35. Have you tried giving her tasks she enjoys?

I know you're the big marriage expert - Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot, your wife is dead!

kid i used to work with at chipotle made a mixtape and one of his lines that stuck with me through the years was “i got benjamin button disease. got so many benjamins i can’t button my jeans” pretty sure he’s still working in kitchens but he at least changed me

Ok hann er tía en hann er nýbúinn í klippingu

Ég að reyna að panta nutellasjomlu á Brikk án þess að segja orðið nutellasjomla upphátt: Já get ég svo fengið eina svona... ööö þetta þarna með nutella, já þetta akkúrat takk

ancient paleolithic venus statues were likely made by women who were examining their own bodies and sculpting them from their own first person POV, rather than, as previously assumed, exaggerated features from an outside perspective.

mér finnst þetta svo fallegt

hver ætlar að kaupa handa mer❤️

I would watch the new Pirates movie if she played Jack Sparrow

@mouthyjen One of these is a masterpiece of anti-Capitalist literature that demonstrates the importance of solidarity between oppressed peoples, and comments on the exploitation of the working class. The other is Das Kapital by Karl Marx

I CAJTBRUEJFBSKFHSKBD

seeing a boyfriend's handwriting for the first time can be one of the most jarring experiences of a girl's life

me when i run into my mortal enemy at a party

Gamli, níundi áratugurinn hringdi og þau vilja bara ekkert fá árangurslausu pólisíurnar sínar aftur