the room next door - Penny Mordaunt

Or, hear me out. Men could stop raping women.

When you ask the Prime Minister about homeless children at Christmas

Wow - 1,433 bottles of wine and spirits were consumed from the government's wine cellar during the two years covered by Covid restrictions, the Foreign Office has disclosed

First time in my career I've had to restart a show. I am mildly ashamed, but at the same time; stop fucking shouting out stuff. Even if you think it's relevant. If you think what you have to say is more interesting than what I have to have say then maybe just stay at home.

I think Jewish Space Lasers are playing at Glastonbury this year.

It’s meant to be.

Just do it ✔️

Summary of Starmer’s closing statement

Here it comes…

This is beyond cringe.

Election Night Survival Guide Okay, this assumes you have booked the Friday off work. If you haven’t, then do so now. Sleep Let’s assume you won’t be doing much of this, so a preemptive nap can be very helpful. Vote early, if you can and aim to be home by 6pm

Election Special 4: The Conservatives.

Nigel Farage MP UK voters were asked whether they wanted to change our parliamentary election system in a 2011 referendum and overwhelmingly opted to stick with first-past-the-post; are you suggesting we should ask again in case they've changed their minds?

British jobs in 1881.

Two nights ago, Donald Trump and I had our first debate. We owe it to the voters to have another debate.

BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨 “Keir Starmer must prepare for a snap General Election” claim some of the thickest political commentators in the country.

Very true. Every day I wake up and think: “Fuck sake, off to fight in The Battle of The Somme again.” Bloody sick of it.

The percentage of Reform MPs convicted of assaulting a woman back down to 20%. What a job Farage is doing

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