7 years ago, I wrote a small piece about a man who was falsely accused of a crime.

A few days later, I got an anonymous telling me to look up the woman they called “the evilest white woman on earth.”

What happened next is the absolute wildest story you’ll ever hear

A thread

Daily affirmations are so important

Reparations for the descendants of enslaved Black Americans are owed for slavery and systemic oppression after.

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

weird way to find out I’m a celeb

Much excellence* heading to Brighton Fringe May-June, go see!

* e.g. Alexander Bennett - @ Soho Theatre 29/30th April, Alex Kealy, Caroline Mabey, Duncan Brothers, Jade Gebbie 🦩 🏳️‍🌈, Jen Ives, Jonathan Oldfield, Kathy Maniura, KB🪞, Luke Rollason, Ruth Hunter Comedy, Sian Davies *Best in Class*, Sam See ⑅ 🇸🇬🏳️‍🌈, Stephen Catling, Ted Hill...

BREAKING: Officials working in the Department for Business and Trade have threatened to stop working over UK arms sales to Israel

Sky's Matthew Thompson has the latest from Westminster ⬇️

Latest: trib.al/XSj1iLJ

📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube

she caught the earthquake during a grwm

Micky Overman Jin Hao Kemah Bob and Charlie George

📆 Mon 29nd April
⏱ Doors 7.15pm | Show 7.45pm
🎟 £7 westendcomedy.co.uk/shows/kemah-bo…
👤 KB🪞 Charlie George 🤘🏽💥

Beyoncé makes me proud to be from Texas - which is a tall order because like have you ever heard of Texas?!

Was explaining to someone that men don’t have to touch women’s waists when they’re tying to get by them in crowded places. He went on to say “it’s not that serious” I said “Do you touch other men’s waists when you tryna get by?” He looked at me crazy. I said EXACTLY.

friendly reminder that horse girl gooch is still in need of funds to support her summer camp & reading program for young Black cowboys + cowgirls

click here to donate:
theblackcowgirl.com/support-us

I have so much distrust for people who are 'good at business' because 99 out of 100 business innovations are like: 'Company announces revolutionary plan to charge customers more and pay workers less!'

JUST DROPPED - FOC IT UP! UK 🥳 next line up 🔥

Your fave KB🪞 is going to be joined by
★ Janine Harouni
★ erika
★ Heleana Blackwell
★ Saven Chadha

Bring on Monday night 🙌
sohotheatre.com/events/foc-it-…

okay mr. bossy 😛

A brand new Flatshare Slamdown just dropped featuring Cariad Lloyd and KB🪞. Pop your hat on the hatstand and have a listen today!

Acast: play.acast.com/s/pappysflatsh…
Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/7BdAQRtSd…
Apple pods: podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/pap…

There's a new episode of Sound Heap out, and it is STUFFED with clips from podcasts like The Everett Hour (a quantum podcast where every question receives an infinite  number of answers) and Mahoney! The Police Academy Rewatch Podcast.

podfollow.com/SoundHeap

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That’s some good mistress music right there

Spending this Easter thinking about how Ilya Repin made Judas look hot and kinda horny.

happy Easter