i been touching too much grass recently i need to get back online

why don’t autistic people make behaving appropriately and predictably in social situations their special interest

if we were 3-0 down and had to watch this halftime show i think my tv would go through the window

Being consistently late to things is such a giant character flaw that you’re basically a lesser species

Not dating for marriage or for fun but for a secret third thing (need a back massage)

can you please call me a sweet boy even though i’m a grumpy mentally unwell alcoholic

Forgot about this shit completely until a conversation today what was I cooking

calling the doe eyed girl “my dear” (double meaning)

its white boy sumer and im locked in

maybe i was born like that

How the wildcard button looks at me after multiple players blank

Acheampong 💫 #UCL

Ever since I was a child I knew I didn't want to do anything at all