It’s crazy how we have to blink

my favorite outdoor activity is getting my package at the door and bringing them inside

I can’t wait to complain about how cold it is outside

me at 1am, 2am, 3am, 4am, 5am, 6am, 7am, 8am, 9am, 10am, 11am, 12nn, 1pm, 2pm, 3pm, 4pm, 5pm, 6pm, 7pm, 8pm, 9pm, 10pm, 11pm, 12mn.

my mental health freestyling at this point📉📈📉📈

2-3***

If i’m hungry nothings funny & everybody ugly

“u think ur funny” hilarious actually

it truly is.

october-december is the best time of the year

thinking about all the money i’ve spent on food this year

when my mom start making me spend my own money and i realize how expensive i am:

Do you ever get pre-annoyed? Like you already know someone's gonna piss you off.

how yall take 15-30 minute naps mine be like 2-4 hours 😭

Am I the only person who’s never returned an item I’ve bought online? I'll just take that L and keep it moving lol

I’m gettin old , if you call me with hella background noise , I’m hanging up

Reason not to worry: 1. God.