Grad school

i have been saying for years now that this guy's whole schtick is just meanspirited. nobody has a counterargument other than seeming to truly believe that the people he takes advantage of deserve to be laughed at because they are stupid.

yes it literally is, y'all are insufferable

A frito scoop is so fabulous. Like, such a great chip. She just scoops the girls up! I live!

Francesca Albanese modeled a way to answer this effectively even under the constraints of someone who cannot afford a soundbite denying “Israel’s right to exist”

the best part of an ice cold beer has got to be drinking it

summer is coming

totally understand if you’re not an ally

often when i ride my bike i am hit with the feeling that everything is unfolding as it's supposed to and i'm exactly where i should be in life. which doesn't mean life has anything special in store for me, rather that life is maybe just about riding my bike

America is deeply invested in the idea that hurting someone’s family licenses them (especially mom/dad/spouse) to do anything to protect them. We pump out movies, shows, and books about it. And now that masked men are tearing families apart people want to talk about Waymo Rights.

i curse the day attachment theory became a part of popular psychology. too many of y'all are out there acting like attachment styles are like zodiac signs. guys it is child development. pls.

Ya every pizza in chicago is deep dish, every beach is concrete, all drinks are malort, and everyone does improv. DONT COME HERE!!

i'm more concerned about how much she looks like cole escola in this pic

everybody in the replies dunking on this person for not knowing anything about grief and loss meanwhile i thought their point was about how this suburban child in the 1980s somehow loaded up on juvederm

Have you seen my bug anywhere it’s about 1 inch tall and 1 inch wide and 1 inch long

Looks tasty. And safe

for the most part i'm ready to stop hearing about new york politics on a daily basis but i can't stop saying "zohran mamdani" in a trump voice and giggling to myself

"sophomoric mischief"

july is gonna feel like this

we should do insane things again