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Kelnx

@keln78

Former Nuking Politics editor/writer, Les Deplorables guy, Father, Grandfather, USN Submariner and ARNG vet. I hope I can sneak onboard a Starship someday.

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calendar_today05-08-2023 16:07:26

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Look, I know, every time SpaceX does something it's a failure because...reasons. But the reentry video of Starship IFT3 was AMAZING. We don't have footage like that anywhere. Ever. That is going to be used in scifi movies going forward. youtube.com/watch?v=EVic94…

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The news look like we all live in Gotham City right now. The Diddler on the loose. A cargo boat carrying thousands of cargo containers just casually malfunctions and runs into a major bridge and it collapses. WHERE IS THE BATMAN?

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I apologize to the 100 people who follow me for not providing hard hitting content lately, but I've been busy staring at Turbo Tax telling me I have to pay a bunch of money to fund Ukraine and Israel. I'm having a tough time with it. Sorry.

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The Tim Pool of the world (sorry timmeh) will tell you that "I don't know how we come back from" whatever the thing is in the headlines. We always come back from it. We always go through these periods of massive upheaval. And we then move forward. God watches us all. He is

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Israel has hit Iran with missile strikes. Because of course they have. Don't do it USA. Don't get involved. Stay out of it.

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If you call someone a nazi who doesn't literally call themselves a nazi, then you are just making a lousy excuse for not arguing with them about actual policy or ideals. In other words, you are intellectually a child and can't argue so you call people names.

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Someone please explain to me how the Tennessee kicker Gilbert is playing for a top ten team. Dude has missed 3 easy field goals.

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One of the reasons I prefer SpaceX over Blue Origin is that the Starship booster looks like a lightsaber and nothing SpaceX has made looks like an, um, "intimate aid for women". Also Dr. Evil owns Blue Origin. I don't know the guy personally, but I'm worried about Moon lasers.

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I've learned @Grok is useful for tech support. Up to and until the point you hit the 200 question limit even if you are paying for the highest tier. And he just goes quiet and you get a message. So yeah. Not very useful unless the tech support is "turn it off and turn it on