we are being shadowbanned from trader todd’s karaoke

went out with a guy tonight who earnestly asked me “is it cheating if we google it?” during trivia

at singles night and instead of talking to boys I’m asking girls where they bought their jeans

Andrew Garf Fieldman

Executing Marcellus Williams is not a flaw of the system, it is the function of the system. Abolition now.

is there a reason people smoke cigs and joints in a different way? other than to let the audience know which it is?

me and elena learning the liam payne news on the way to teaching a kids improv class

if you think about it, mountains are kinda god’s skylines

lock tf in. get your ass in mutual aid groups. lend your time to meal services. care for people in the way a vote simply never could. advocate for community gardens and libraries. stop betraying community. you don’t get a sticker or gold star. lock in.

“The ages most represented among the dead were five to nine-year-olds.”

my dad asked “who was the actress who played Wicked?” on the drive home from the movie theatre

every man at will’s trivia looks like a Try Guy

Madagascar is kinda like if they made Yellowjackets for kids

aspartame is my favorite food

Imagine being the richest man in the world, and your passion project is to stop providing aid to poor, desperate people.