If the Yankees lose this game due to defensive indifference, I will shut them off for the month of August. I cannot deal.

Arrest Austin Wells for attempted murder. #YankeesTwitter #yankees #theyregonnakillme

There’s a Marlins pitcher with the last name Junk (JUNK!!! junk throwing balls!) and I literally LOLed when Michael Kay said his name. Hi, I’m 39 and have never grown up.

Bird is gonna kill Dominguez

This is the dumbest baseball game I have EVER seen. #yankees

That game may have induced hypertension for me. Stupidest shit I have ever seen. Worst Yankees loss since October. My nervous system is absolutely cooked. #Yankees #yankeesmarlins dumbest shit ever

I’m not sure if I can watch this game. WTF, Jazz? #yankees

Not sure if the Yankees are good for my health.

Had to shut off the Yankees game cuz honestly I’m suffering enough

Men who are bald but still have long hair: how dare you

I need it! Send it my way, please!

Yesterday I drove behind Bruce Springsteen! He was on his motorcycle driving into Asbury from Interlaken, my town (town next to AP). It was so cool because he noticed me STARING at his reflection and he had this odd cool helmet & he just smiled at me in this cocky kind of way 😇

Radiation on an external 5cm foot tumor is the worst pain I’ve ever experienced. This includes multiple tumors; chronic esophagitis; chest tubes, trachs. Week 5 of 6. Likely another week + a boost to go.

One way to beat the cancer blues would be to see the Yankees in the playoffs! Never done it! Hook me up plz

My dog witnessed my collapse and 911 removal a week ago and now he won’t go outside. A dog who I can count on one hand who went inside has now done it 4 or so times in the past week. He won’t sleep with anyone else either. He refuses to go out. He just peed on the floor again!

Baked chips are such garbage.