My colleague, a nephrologist: Hi, I’m Dr. Sundaram Patient: I’m not saying that. What’s your first name? Her: Doctor Patient: I don’t understand why there aren’t more doctors with regular American names like Johnson and Smith Her: Because they didn’t get into medical

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34 years ago, Shakespears Sister filmed the music video for ‘Stay’ They only had one day for the shoot, and waiting for her part, Siobhan Fahey was becoming bored… and decided to have a drink… several hours and a bottle of vodka later, this happened…

So much better when they kick instead of handball

Improvement I did not see 🖤💔

In the year of our Lawdy mcgawdy 2026 please mic up the media in the post match pressers with the coaches so we can hear the questions #afl

A right-wing provocateur showed up to the No Kings rally today trying to bait protesters. He picked the wrong one. Watch what happens when you come with gotcha questions and meet someone who actually knows what they’re talking about. This is what informed, peaceful protest

Mark Slapinski MrSisterHoges Nurses Care 🫂 Am truly fascinated to know how much longer the millions of Americans who voted for this psychotic lunatic are able to keep pretending that this is normal

What a fucking embarrassment. American troops are being sent into harm’s way in Iran and this fucking idiot is doing his double jerkoff dance while waving a sword, like a drunk uncle at a wedding. This is who has the nuclear codes. America is a parody.

She’s gotta be dumb surely no intelligent person would believe the crap they continuously dribble

This is an absolutely INSANE thing to say out loud. We killed their leaders in the middle of negotiations because we didn’t like the way they negotiated?!?!

Some very good journalism from MSNBC, reporting on all the fabricated stories that Donald Trump has told over the last year. It’s embarrassing. The guy is either brazenly lying or riddled with dementia—likely both—but either way, that boy ain’t right.

REPORTER: Why is the president threatening a war crime? LEAVITT: [Iran’s] best move is to make a deal, or else REPORTER: Which of those objectives would destroying a desalination plant most help? LEAVITT: NEXT QUESTION wow.

Kyle and Jackie O suing for millions of dollars- they will probably both walk away will full pockets and not even have to work again while everyone else in the country wonders how they can fill their petrol tanks. The World is backwards.

Two men who killed their wives and dumped their bodies like garbage will be eligible for parole next year. Gerard Baden-Clay Borce Ristevski I’ve lost faith in our system, if these men walk free i’ll be livid

Trump at war: 1. Start war. Do not tell allies. 2. Blow stuff up. 3. Demand regime change. 4. Blow up more stuff. 5. Demand unconditional surrender. 6. Get angry when enemy fights back. 7. Make threats. 8. Back down. Repeat. 9. Demand allies finish war. 10. Walk away.

The strait was open. He starts a war. The strait closes. The world economy gets fucked. He doesn’t know what he’s doing, he gets bored, he declares victory, and he tells the rest of the world to open the strait, to clean up his mess. He’s such a prick. He’s such a destructive

In the space of barely a month he's set the Middle East on fire, fucked up the world's economy, blown up NATO, quite possibly started WW3 - but no, bored with all that, this demented drama-queen goes full "Oh no, my Ballroom ! My poor beloved BEAUTIFUL BALLROOM !"

You first mate

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