homemade chicken fettuccine for fave website ;)

date night with The Onion ;)

God my heart is so full 😊💕

Does anyone have any tips for bathing?

these hands this blood this blood a

sad

I don't 'get' anime. Just draw normal.

. @theonion who the fuck is sky news

if anyone needs vaccination cards I'm good with photoshop! DM

brunch with the other survivors!!!

I AM DEATH I AM THE BLOOD I AM THE DARKNESS I AM THE SHADOWS I CONSUME HOPE AND YOUR PITIFUL JOY ALL SHALL BURNNNNNNNN

having chills as i type this: @theonion has been banned from twitter. please PLEASE change your avatar to show support

. @theonion couples costume?

all the fingers so many fingers

not saying its good or bad but a LOT of minorities here today js!

GOT A PORKPIE HAT
YES A PORKPIE HAT
PUT IT ON MY HEAD
YES IT'S A PORKPIE HAT

GOT A PORKPIE HEAD
YES IT'S NICE AND RED
PUT ON MY PORKPIE HAT
AND THEN GO STRAIGHT TO BED

-@CharliXCX 💖

saw a guy bleeding out on the train today lmao

Chandler from friends seems like he'd be really nice