This is all I’ve been doing the last 26 years my guy

OH SHE CLEARED MAGA SO BAD LMFAOOO ICONIC😭😭😭

HEY WHAT THE FUCK

TRENDING: #Bengals Joe Burrow has been very outspoken about being “PRO-ABORTION.” “I’m not pro-murdering babies. I’m pro-Susan who was sexually assaulted faces the impossible choice of raising her attacker’s child or living with trauma. I’m pro-life. Their lives. Women’s lives.”

Piece of shit ICE fascists are swarming Little Tokyo. Posted up outside the Japanese American Museum threatening people with internment. Impossible to overstate how disgusting these people are.

Me at ChatGPT:

I love him

Sex and the city used to have a lot less shit in it.

I love her music but I loathe whatever the fuck this is

“i’m in your city” uhhh have fun??

Look I’m into this

Millennial retirement planning

stopped using exclamation points in work messages so my coworkers know they've killed my spirit

My cat spent 18 hours sleeping yesterday and I thought there might be something wrong with her but she was just saving up her energy for a long night of walking back and forth across my head and screaming in my face

This is literally redneck Scientology

He’s the only one who fucking gets it right now

Hey what in the fuck is skibidi I am extremely online