I just learned that if a hermit crab finds a new shell that is too big it will wait for other hermit crabs who need new shells to gather and then they will organize themselves by size and trade shells and I am pissed that the crabs have a better housing market than we do

Ending homelessness is cheaper than buying Twitter

Internet friends/mutuals are weird, like what do I do when I see you in the wild? Do I say hi? We’ve never met irl? I’m so awkward.

Not me wanting to break up with my therapist bc of this trend

Airports might be my favorite place to people watch. There’s people parting ways from loved ones, and people reuniting with loved ones, each special to watch, seeing those loud emotions in strangers. Idk there’s something so human about it.

I think my family and I should have a prayer session next time I am on a plane. How do you think it will end?

I’m gonna get drunk at RenFaire for my birthday and you’re all invited

Going to a wedding tonight and my bday is tomorrow, buy me a drink?

Ask me about Ren Faire

Do you chew your noodles?

When I say “I hate drama” I mean I hate being involved in drama. Other people's drama? Big fan.

people NEED to get out of their small, close-minded towns & educate themselves beyond what they were taught growing up… it’s okay to have your own views and opinions. it’s okay to change.

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Wish my brain didn’t tell me everyone I consider a friend actually hates me

Not my niece just completely calling me out for needing to dye my hair by telling me my hair is blue and green 🫠