LMAOOOOO this got me crying 😂😂😂 “yo, mama looking for you”

i want romance soooo bad im tired of settling for the bare minimum. I want intimacy. I want the 3am love making. I want the random looks of admiration. I want "I miss you" text. I want date nights and flowers. I want reassurance. I want priority. I want love that's pure and true.

Good day Dr. 'Bosun Tijani. You’re the Min of Communications & Digital economy but everyday, terrorists post daily “content” and do TikTok livestreams like influencers and your Ministry can’t tell us how they can effectively triangulate cell towers to catch these terrorists. What

Please repost 🥹🥹

Quoting again in hopes that someone will be saved. You do not want to live in this house. Whatever choice or time you think you don’t have as you’re house hunting, believe meeeee. You’d regret it like mad🙏🏾

I have a date with this guy tomorrow and he just asked me what my budget was so he could pick a nice restaurant for us.... Budget???

maturing is realizing missionary is the highest form of love.

You fit? 🥹🤣

HIM >>>

You’re crying? When something threatens your peace, you disengage. 20m already exposed poor structure, weak execution, and zero accountability yet you want people to believe 2bn would somehow work miracles. Be serious. Transparency is not vibes or a random list. It’s systems: a

We don't say 'I'm jealous' We say 'oh'

Me fighting you for the broom because why would a man clean his house himself 💔

Used my first salary to buy my mum fabric and she complained she didn't like the colour I took it back to go change the colour My brother reminded her I'm a mad person and she won't get the cloth or any other gift from me. She came for it and has never been ungrateful since

Pap and plantain doesn’t sound bad

Same

Soon I can feel it ugghhh

My network at night is annoying

That is why the ashawo allegations will always make me laugh babes are running full blown drug cartels and money laundering

‘oh’ -when i’m too pleased -when i’m displeased -when i’m jealous -when i’m too stunned to speak