I must once again remind you that the only solution to our woes is cadres of jackbooted men, dressed in black, doing things that make women cry.

Clearing out the garage. Having a whale of a time. Harvestmen, Wolf Spiders, enormous False Widows. We’ve got the lot.

British working class dysfunction explained in one line by Neitzsche.

Raven Lyn Clemens Awesome.

Events make fools of us all. Some more than others, admittedly.

It's still relevant today, arguably even more so.

Humza Yousaf What you’ve done here is an example of the “no true Scotsman” fallacy. Which is ironic because…

Naming my next child Crusader.

Current events, visualised.

Nicole Lampert Zelex This, a country full of Muslims and lord knows who else, is the dish that YOU ordered. Bon apetit.

Andrew Dice Bitcoin The concept of a crime scene as a Stage- to not just be managed, but with the play pre-written “In 2019, it was revealed that the UK government actively prepares hashtags and ‘spontaneous’ commemoration activities in advance, for future terrorist attacks” wrap.warwick.ac.uk/id/eprint/1877…

We must secure the existence of animal best friends and a future for affectionate neighborhood cats

An old writer called George walks into a talent agency in North London to pitch his latest show, featuring a diverse cast of hundreds from all walks of life. “Let’s see what you got George, talk me through it” says the agent. “It’s gonna be great, the people won’t be able to

Robert Smith needs to loosen up.

I believe that the push for digital ID and the pivot to CBDCs are one event. The debt trap has been sprung, and as an off ramp from hyperinflation they want you on-chain, taking your UBIcredit in BritCoin.

Tom Harwood Maccabi Haifa are playing in Birmingham soon. It will kick right off. And it won’t be Englishmen fighting them.

BBC Press Office Remember when that foreign NHS midwife decapitated a newborn and was allowed to carry on practising? Good times.

POV: you are a lithe teenage boy who believes in free markets and the rule of law.

Tfw when you have now read 12 discworld books in a row to your children.