For the love of Delete MY Account can we get these people a damn title already?

My daughter got real with the #vegetable community. Agree or disagree? I can certainly relate to beets creating a wide range of emotions. #Foodies

#BillyJoel released a new song today and I’m here for it.

The streak continues: there is NO ONE REO Speedwagon won’t tour with.

May this #SuperBowl2024 end with a Kelce fumble or ball off his hands into the arms of the Niners.

Clearly the Kyle Shannahan forgot the postseason OT rules. There is ZERO reason to take the ball first. That’s a huge management blunder. #SuperBowl2024

Trump v Biden, a sequel more tragic than _______. Caddyshack 2? The Sandlot 2? Return to Oz? Cocoon 2: The Return? Weekend at Bernie’s II? Grease 2? Boondock Saints 2? I know Delete MY Account has some…

Reuters poll says 67% of Americans don’t want the Trump/Biden rematch… but here comes 9 months of “voting 3rd party is a vote for the bad person.”

Dear #twithaca come out to the 'burg and join us as we devote an evening to laughing at our misfortune that Rolling Stone is calling "the worst sequel since WW2"... and then party into the night with our DJ. Tickets: docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAI…

This solar hysteria is really casting a shadow on the total #eclipse of my heart. I suppose I’ll just turn around.

Happy birthday, #America Before you blow out your candles today, make a wish for 2 open conventions. #4thofJuly

Thank you Jeremy White 🚂 and Tweets by Sneaky Joe for discussing the #Bills refusal to pass on 2nd and 1…something I’ve been unhinged about since Dabol’s departure. I have 2 years of text messages that read like “2nd and 1…here comes the run up the middle.” Maddening.

You have to give the dolphins credit for committing to the run throughout the game… 😬 🦬🦬🦬 #Bills

We need a welfare check on Howard Simon #LGM

What monster booked #ElectionDay and the #NFL trade deadline on the same day? Someone pass the Tito’s. #Bills

“Dad, why are you recording the tv?” “Because, I must tweet this to Mr. Mike Schopp .”

Anyone catch this in the #sky just now? Any explainations? #UFO

Great event for greater #twithaca The Bills crushed our souls again, on to baseball!

What’s tragic about #bills fandom is unlike other historically tortured fan bases, we have ZERO to fall back on. Sox fans had Celtics/bruins. Lions, Pistons/Wings. Cubs, da Bulls. Even the Browns had LeBron titles. We have *checks notes* a hockey team in a 14 year drought. Uncle!

Well, Bill Maher if that temple of Zeus nostalgia was ever going to make you feel philanthropic to Cornell, this would be a great time :) Either way, will continue to catch every episode of RT and CR. Keep doing work.