My mom just hung up on me because she saw baby ducks outside and wanted to go count them🙄

I like my man very dominant, very lover boy, very masculine, very protective, very mine.

I love being drunk and responding to everyone’s stories like they posted them for me and me only

HOW DO I GET ON THAT MF STAGE IN THAT MF CHAIR OMFG

i wish, i wish, with all my heart, to find $30,000 on the ground today

i used to be an olive green girly now i’m an emerald girly. but forever a green girly

just because i address something doesn’t mean i’m tryna argue. i like to talk things out and i love clarity. we are adults, so communicate.

Me: *teaching a lesson about place value* *example number is 25* Me: *circling the number five* Me: this is the ones place 1st grader: BRO NO. THATS THE 5s PLACE, LIAR Me: *humbled*

well this is beautiful

One of my kindergartners starts singing rain rain go away when he gets mad at me (for asking him to do his work) and I think the message is pretty clear 🥲

"stay with them through ups & downs." downs are NOT: -cheating -disrespect -abuse: verbal, mental, physical, spiritual -manipulation -gaslighting -control downs are: -financial hardships -health issues -tragic death/injury -rough points in a relationship (arguing, lack of

me: we are staying on the carpet for circle time! nonverbal first grader: shut up bitch

In an era of 'i like u' texts..i want confessions like these.

Impractical love is my favourite genre! Love me in all the ways big and silly and mad! Let them think we’re crazy, crazy in love!

Ngl if you're not ready to consider my feelings in almost everything you do, it won’t work for me because i’m very considerate, i never want the person i love to feel like i dont & i never want to love someone and not feel loved. consideration is up there with loyalty if you ask

I want the dancing in the kitchen with a glass of wine in hand kind of love

*goes to doctor for annual* doctor: so are you eating correctly because you’re clearly not exercising me: *about to cry lol*