Day 9: "Most people don't realise the banjo is actually a very sensual instrument. Michael Bolton plays one" | Berthold Woltze, oil on canvas, 1874

Day 10: "Shitter's blocked" | Gustav Klimt, oil, silver and gold on canvas, 1907

Day 11: "Brilliant, I just had that leg fixed" | Salvador Dalí, oil on canvas, 1931

Day 12: "I'm very sorry, I'm trying not to look but I'm stuck in this scallop and these people are trying to blow my beard off"

Day 13: Mona Geezer | Leonardo da Vinci, oil on poplar panel, 1506

Day 14: "Ere are love, want a twix?" | Édouard Manet, oil on canvas, 1863

Day 15: "They said if I stay in here for another hour I'll get a sandwich" | Damien Hirst, glass, steel and formaldehyde, 1991

Day 16: "I have absolutely no idea what's going on here but I think I'm winning" | Cassius Marcellus Coolidge, oil on canvas, 1903

Day 17: Man with a Chipolata Earring | Johannes Vermeer, oil on canvas, 1665

Day 18: "We're out of pork scratchings" | Édouard Manet, oil on canvas, 1882

Day 19: "Oh would you stop being so bloody dramatic all the time" | Jacques-Louis David, oil on canvas, 1793

Day 20: "Aaagh!" | Edvard Munch, Oil, tempera, pastel and crayon on cardboard, 1893

Day 21: "Just drop me off over by the bins" | Emanuel Gottlieb Leutze, oil on canvas, 1851

Day 22: "Shit" | Banksy, spray paint on paper, 2018

Day 23: "Do you have ANY idea how much photoshop was required to get an 84-year-old into this position?" | Michaelangelo, fresco, 1512

Day 24: *raspberry*

Coming to the #SaffronWalden Town Hall in January 2023. The Princess and the Pea. An original Pantomime written and directed by Helen Howett.

We did it - third win in a row! Peter Pan won the Best Pantomime for 2020/21 in District 7 at the NODA East Awards Gala. Well done to all the team! 🎭

We are on page 5 of yesterday's Walden Local with our friends at SWMTC to celebrate the amazing win of our third NODA East Best Pantomime award in a row for Peter Pan. SWMTC won all 6 of their nominated categories. Get your copy now!

Does anyone else have issues with the ITVX Samsung TV App? Mine crashes multiple times before loading, responds incredibly slowly to all remote commands and I can’t even uninstall and reinstall it because it’s part of Samsung’s ‘Basic Apps’. Worst TV app EVER.