This was in 2018 backs when times were simpler. He blocked me pretty quickly after

My buddy lost his job to AI. It was his job to chug thousands of gallons of water at a data center

Adults having breakfast at a friend's apartment before heading off to work is the biggest lie television ever told me.

Mamdani is already getting the criminals out of NYC!

at the fertility clinic getting a “share wifi password” request from a man who is in my phone with a dating app as his last name

Actress Millie Bobby Brown donated $1,000,000 to the LGBTQIA+ community. “I hope they find a cure,” the actress stated.

this is going to be the most wholesome thing you'll see today

QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal." JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"

Wife bought something on FB Marketplace but she's afraid she'll get kidnapped so she sends me to pick it up from a guy who's wife sent him because she's afraid to get kidnapped.

I’m starting to piece things together

doxxing myself by getting off the bus and walking in the direction of my house

This is tweet of the decade

sense of urgency gap relationship

if that onion ring i'm picking up

So u hate making pancakes???

Impossible to understand our moment in history without grasping that for many people reality is increasingly a marginal phenomenon that happens around the edges of screen time.

it's an arts and crafts winter bitch. no dates, no apps, no "talking stages", no thirst traps. buy some clay and get to work

i think someone died on the set of Wicked and they’re covering it up