When you’re supposed to fight Mario but your heart’s not in it anymore

Per your request STARFIRE THEE STALLION 💫☄️🔥 #hottieween

I hate straight halloween what do you mean you dressed up as a bee and your boyfriend didn’t wear a costume and you’ve been secretly really upset that he didn’t dress up and now you’ve both had 3 drinks and you’re fighting in front of everyone at the bar and it’s so uncomfortable

bitch u SHOULD be pro choice, ur bf is UGLY !!!!

“You block people over politics?” I’ll block people if they say something too mean about a Muppet

Non-binary and bisexual call me everything everywhere all at once

watching wicked and whispering “they sang this one on glee” to my friend when defying gravity starts playing

Pink goes good with green 🩷💚 #wicked

I have no pronouns. When referring to me, use a brief, eerie silence.

This happening to Zendaya twice this year

idk i get her

anyway.

Bella Hadid is a disgusting human being.

Scream killer to Oscar winner

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✨ Vulture ✨ 📷: Jacob Moscovitch