Enter the Emirates FA Cup Semi Final Ticket Ballot! Wolves #Wolves campaigns.fancompass.com/contest/3304?u…

I am falling in love with Dijon mustard, I wanna cover yo bitch with it and lick it off, #cantsleep #imweird #jk

Nobody flaunts their money like Floyd Mayweather pic-viewer.com/16rL985

if anybody is selling m80s or bottle rockets, il buy, i don't care how old i am, those fucking things are timeless.

God I am hung over, some one get me a Gatorade, but I am loving my bed sheets, what's the thread count.

They should bring back smoking on airplanes #truth

No one call me I am napping

the wheel in the sky keeps on turning

Chuck Norris made some damn good movies -my grandma

8 am and I am still drunk, the UFC last night was fucking great.

that striper was not worth 40

If the Hamilton ticats, come back in this game me and @J_Donks are going to get there symbol tattooed on our asses. #greycup #blueride07

youtube.com/watch?feature=… this video is classic, first day its out and it is blowing up

if chris farley was still alive, he would play mayor rob ford in a SNL skit.

Paul walker just died

that was a good paarrrtyyy

Watching the arsenio hall show, it's a real #hoot

Anyone else remember watching #punchmuch during the good ol days before youtube was around? #channel29

My left nut got me on house arrest #ouch #rugby