GET NAKED! Do that Playboy cover shoot because right now your boobs are perky and everything is tight, and trust me - as your older self, you’ll NEVER look that good naked again. Oh... and stop smoking and start taking mushrooms and dump that loser boyfriend you have. Thank you.

There is one thing the U.K government could do right now that would make this whole situation better... legalize weed. Yep, I said it.

It’s April, fools.

My dad is a locksmith and is at home right now when he should be at work! Does he not understand that he is a ‘key worker’?!

I’m ready to enter eating competitions when this thing is over.

Friends: "Are you isolating alone?" Me: "No, this week I spent time with Tara Westover, Trevor Noah, Lori Gottlieb, and these two Irish kids called Marianne and Connell."

This photo is so old the hairbrush wasn't even invented.

I have been smiling so much lately because I'm so happy that no guy has been able to yell out of his van window and tell me to smile.

I officially have apartment fever.

When I was eight my parents took me to hospital because they thought I had spine disease. So that’s my back story.

June’s over? You’re Julying to me.

New episode of #tedlasso available on Apple TV meet “Keeley,” sorry, sorry, I meant “Bex”

I finally understand what supporting a sports team must feel like

I've finally reached the stage where I miss other people's sweat accidentally dripping on me in yoga.

I want to be able to read French so I can read this book in its original language. It is magnifique. It transcends its genre. It is disturbing and powerful.

EXCLUSIVE: #TedLasso writer-actor Keeley Hazell’s memoir ‘Everyone’s Seen My Tits’ has landed at Grand Central Publishing, a division of Hatchette, in a competitive situation deadline.com/2022/10/ted-la…

Ted Lasso Ep 8 is out and is written by the king and queen Keeley Hazell and Dylan Marron. No spoilers but judging by these pics, Keeley stars in My Fair Lady, Beard, Roy and Trent are bad at hide and seek & Van Damme is so shocked by Bumbercatch’s hat, his clothes fall off.

It’s wild to have your very first episode of television air the very first day of a writers’ strike, but there’s no way I’d rather celebrate than by marching with my brilliant co-writer Keeley Hazell and our fellow union queens. #Believe #WGAstrong