There's a new Marvel out that's supposed to be nuts

spotify truly just making shit up

it we keep talking about Epstein for like two more weeks I think we can get them to wheel the aliens out of Area 51

i finally watched this video. why did he say all this lmao

*31 year old man voice* they better not fuck this up

real

in 2010 saw the very first showing of harry potter + deathly hallows pt 1. when i came out there was a long line of ppl waiting to enter the next showing. my buddy ran up to the line and yelled “DOBBY DIES” loud as he could and then ran off. one of the funniest moments of my life

crazy that i tweeted this like 2 weeks before lockdown lol

embarrassing

someone please do it already

i don’t delete safari tabs on my phone bc it’s fun to look back and see the dumb shit past me was googling when i was high. like “can you put air max 95s in the washing machine”

it’s cool that when you click “show probable spam” under a tweet it is 100% of the time an actual person tweeting a relevant comment

Goku: fuuuuck dude we have to get the dragon balls Piccolo:

Seeing people say stuff like “oh was Israel supposed to just do nothing after 10/7???” with the implication being that Palestine was supposed to do nothing after decades of colonial violence. This is what we call racism

“And with all due respect to Mr. Ben Mankiewicz, using AI to preserve the magic of The Wizard of Oz is like using cancer to preserve the function of a pancreas.”