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Dios no te pido mucho, solo déjame lograr una peda con un mapache.

Por favor y gracias.

Le acaba de decir Piplup a otro Pokémon 'vaya polla'? Efectivamente.

Did a crab write this

Surprise your boss by going on a vacation they approved

this and a blunt

Ladies if he don’t text back he not cheating… the NBA Playoffs are under way

This remains and will continue to be one of the most important images of the decade. Our nuclear doomsday clock.

We’re probably at 6 o’clock now.

Y’all forgot the promises you made to God if he let Messi win the World Cup? 😂

gonna start saying “tadaa” every time i complete the most mundane tasks. you know, jazz it up a little.

La Porcino 1 >>>> La Formula 1

i don’t speak in the morning

50% of the Uni experience is just you walking
the other 50% is you being confused, printing stuff and chasing assignment deadlines

It’s funny how drinking 8 glasses of water in a day seems impossible, but downing 8 beers in a few hours with the boys couldn’t be easier.

this is how your email finds me

sopra mais forte filho da puta

Hatred