Trump pulled out a Cheesecake Factory menu at today's rally.

Normal day in Florida.

I can't believe I missed this.

How frequently are people asking The Blue Man Group these questions?

If anyone is an Emmy voter out there, consider voting for The Oscars and Jimmy Kimmel Live, two shows I was fortunate enough to write for. If you're not an Emmy voter, I still love you, but please do better.

Did anyone ever fact check any of this?

The Unforced Errors Tour

"She was Indian all the way and then all of the sudden she made a turn and she went, she became a Black person. Anyways, do you want any ketchup?"

There's no way the Joe Rogan Trump interview will be as crazy as the Bernie Sanders one.

These texts have to stop.

Marco Rubio??? Really???

I feel like nothing ever gets a doom.

This year's Kevin Spacey Christmas video is the wildest one yet.

This Gaetz report is insane.

Jerry: I'm in Nosferatu's thrall. George: You're in his thrall? Jerry: I'm in his thrall! George: Get out of his thrall. Jerry: You can't get out of a thrall. That's the thing with a thrall! You're never through with the thrall! KRAMER BARGES IN Kramer: Well, I got the plague!

The moment before Joe Biden strangled Bill Nye while whispering, "Science isn't real."

Wait, wtf is this real?????

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