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Imagine hating me when I all I do every day is run my little workshops and read my silly books

Bloody hell. If every there were two headlines that suddenly made all of this *gestures wildly at social media* make SO MUCH SENSE… it’s these

This current trend of white male 'allies' painting their nails in the belief it'll somehow rid the world of toxic masculinity is such a white man thing to do. Minimal effort, maximum self-congrats. I mean... it's pretty and colourful, sure! But it achieves absolutely fuck all

I truly believe one of the nicest everyday things you can do as a human is be understanding when people are stressed & running late. I love it when someone’s late for me! I can sit on my phone for 10 minutes! We should thank the latecomers. They give us the gift of alone time

Not saying my local park is posh but I just saw two young boys fencing

We weren’t even doing it to be cute, we just thought she might be getting cold at night. Nevertheless, she was furious

It doesn't matter how I try & diversify my feed, my Twitter experience is mostly angry people, american politics, shit memes & even shitter ads. So I'm moving away from X (albeit slowly) & getting my kicks by writing a newsletter. THE GOODNESS! Sign up! goodshoutcommunity.com/subscribe

I need to move out of London. I travel all around the UK for work all the time (am in Glasgow at the moment) and the difference between Londoners (rude, pretentious, mean, stressed) and the rest of the country (quite nice) is SIGNIFICANT

You know you've had a decent connection with an audience when at the end of a 2-hour session they wear the masks you asked them to decorate and give you a standing ovation. I *think* that's a good sign?

I'm doing another TEDx! "Is Weirdness the Cure for a Boring World?" As the world becomes more homogenous and algorithmic; everyone talking and acting the same: we need a resistance. A movement to make stuff more original. I have thoughts, and solutions universe.com/events/tedxmun…

It’s the name for a sewage draining company but it could be the name for loads of different types of companies

I’m in a place called St Bees. It’s very nice

Caught Pancake giving herself a pup talk in the mirror. “You are strong. You are brave. You are faster than any squirrel. You are more than just an adorable little face. You hear me?! You are a fierce, independent dog”

Soooo this weekend I went to the Egremont crab fair. The highlight of the fair every year is the International Gurning Championships. This is me with the 2018 winner (and finalist this year) Adrian. Image 1: he’s normal Image 2: he’s gurning Image 3: we’re both gurning

I am SO SAD that this platform has turned into soul-destroying bag of mulch. I’m giving Bluesky a bash to share my inner monologue. See you there? bsky.app/profile/amycha…

Hang on… are we all still using Twitter again? Can I come back?