Please mind your business in this mass shooting ass world

if i ever talk crazy about older people just remember that im referring to people like Timbaland

They fucking vaporized some customers at Sonic

I be telling myself “I’ll deal with it tomorrow” like tomorrow ain’t got its own bullshit waiting.

It’s that time of year again where we get Nunavut in the mornings & Florida for the afternoons

Sometimes I like to ask Grok a bunch of random shit

Especially the good ones no matter how hard you think about the one you want a sequel to your mind generates a completely new one. This shit irks me sometimes

My phone be on 1% and I start treating it like a dying relative.

That Leon Thomas MUTT song got me in a chokehold that shit is so authentically 90’s it’s insane

I love taking accountability because yes, I did say that and let me tell you why I did.

I swear my phone be taking screenshots on its own just to gossip with iCloud

Could use some new Pyrex Pryce music right about now

Ain’t nothing like a sunny Saturday morning to me 🤌🏽

I can’t even do this without sounding like a Jamaican 🤦🏽‍♂️

I swear this year moving like it’s trying to beat a speedrun record

It was an outside-all-day kinda day for me today

I need to stop saying “it is what it is” before it actually becomes what the fuck it is.

Woke up with the motivation of a sloth today

Lil Rob’s “Summer Nights” instantaneously takes me back to middle school. Still blown away by the instrumental to this day. Never aged to me 😮‍💨🤌🏽🔥🔥

People screaming “fake” at real videos & falling for AI videos. This timeline chopped to hell & back 😭