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We have to beat the A's to get to... well, I suppose we don't. But we had better. (Thanks Batter Buckland for his first lineup graphic!) #KCRvsOAK

It's Superb Owl week and we got our sports mixed up in Kansas City... #HOUvsKCR

I can't speak for our offensive plan against the The Fake MN Twins, but our lineup card involves a lot of bunting. Happy President's Day! #MINvsKCR

Kermit Shellb makes his mound debut today. He'll be wearing No. 7. Welcome to Kansas City, Kermit! #MINvsKCR

The termperature's rising against the MLR Indians - or the Guardians, as they are now - as we return to KC looking to climb back above .500: #CLEvsKCR

"Wrong type of strike, buddy." @FakeChiSox #KCRvsCHW

A win is our fortune ahead for this week's session against the Expos Fakebaseball... #KCRvsMON

...so, how about that BAMES NOND NO-HITTER!!!!!! #KCRvsMTL

Nond's no-no and Buckland's pair of jacks highlight the Royals' Players' Weekend 5-0 shutout of Montreal! #KCRvsMTL

Happy Easter, everyone! The Royals are celebrating by hosting the Fake Angels Angels for a pleasant Easter showdown. #LAAvsKCR

Here's today's lineup against the MLR Indians. Get out your Scrabble tiles... #KCRvsCLE

I think the standings might be a bit messed up... #CHWvsKCR

We're hosting the Pittsburgh Pirates and it's time for a cup of joe before the game... #PITvsKCR

This is how to fill out a sudoku, right? #CHWvsKCR

It's a whole new ballgame. Give us a ring. #KCRvsIForget

That would be the Fake Detroit Tigers. #DETvsKCR

We've signed C/3B Jimmy Ninetoes to our roster. Welcome aboard!

NOTE: The C/3B formerly known as Jimmy Ninetoes is now Tate Spudworth III.

Okay,how did the fake baseball Indians changing their name to the Guardians become reality?

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