artificial intelligence is taking over

I’m spending more and more time on mastodon and less time on here because… reasons. I’m workshopping some ideas for mastodon-native joke styles over there, and I think I may have hit on a decent starting point: mastodon.cloud/@Kclemson/1093…

As yet another sign (as if we needed one) of how broken the entire system is… I just got this ad.

I just thought of an idea for a new answer (white) card: “Bringing comedy back” It fits nicely with soooooo many different question cards… here are just a few, picked *completely* at random:

I’m a little conflicted about how often I have to prove I’m not a robot, because…

There once was a man from Durham Who hungered so much for a plum He saw your icebox Without any locks You won’t be surprised by the outcome

There should be achievements for when you *stop* yourself from tweeting about something

Is it just me or the Windows Phone UI still looks beautiful? #BackToThePast

Over the last few months Lucy’s health has gotten much worse, and it has finally reached a point where it’s time… after five wonderful years with this amazing dog, tomorrow we will be saying goodbye I am absolutely broken 😭 😭 😭 destroyed I love you Lucy so damned much

Rest in peace, Lucy.

sorry guys im leaving twitter. im going to post gleeps on frunkley.bunk with two hundred of the most 38 year old people this website ever churned out

I had a big exec review today so I dressed up for the occasion

Fuck the pole-leaf

Remember these headlines from a few years ago? This week my team in #Excel started rolling out a new feature that addresses it :-) insider.microsoft365.com/en-us/blog/con…