Absolute mic drop. I’d love to hear someone answer this question.

Your son made me take plan b after we hooked up but carry on

holy fucking shit, more than 220 people were shot and killed in U.S. gun violence over the July 4 holiday weekend. America's door problem is out of control

Yo Elon Musk there might be more to this story than meets the eye

The Trump stuff has always been personally to me. He has attacked friends; he groomed one of them when she was a 12 year-old taking figure skating lessons at his ice rink. She called him her 'dirty uncle.' He is one of the filthiest human beings this country has ever created.GOP

As an engineer at Twitter, I can confirm that Elon Musk doesn’t understand anything about our website, or coding in general. Not gonna lie, we laugh REALLY hard about it behind his back. We’ve been calling him “the CEO,” but it stands for Code Efficiency 0.

Webster dictionary defines dicc riding as Matt Wallace BlueCheck

BREAKING NEWS: Chinese Spy Balloon Goes Down Faster Than Lauren Boebert In A Truck Stop Bathroom

there’s no reason to treat someone like this just an absolutely horrible person

I’m not dressed in a Biden Snuggie, wearing a Biden cowboy hat, Biden chaps or using a Biden beer koozie. I’m not waving a California King-sized Biden flag, and I do not have Biden’s face painted anywhere on myself or on my car. And I am not spending my Saturday morning waiting

Steven “Family Values” Crowder was caught on camera verbally abusing his wife while she was 8 months pregnant

Using slurs like ‘adult virgin who owns electric car company’ is hateful language that will no longer be tolerated. bit.ly/3CF6v45

Free Speech Absolutist Elon Musk suspended Liam Nissan™ for saying mean things about him. Please use #SissySpaceX or #FreeLiamNissan in your tweets today.

Elon Musk is such a little bitch.

Apparently Elon Musk permanently suspended the user below for the tweet below, and did so on the grounds that comedy is not legal on Twitter when the butt of the joke is Musk himself. So I propose a minor act of harmless Twitter disobedience: RETWEET the hell out of this image.

I dunno man. If I knew a guy with 34 felonies who'd been on Epsteins plane 7 times... I'd probably not like... trust him a whole lot?