It's just a dream

there is a special place in heaven for engineers who say "so you wrote (completely unhinged and wildly unplayable thing) in your design doc, but i THINK you meant (very normal and good thing), so i just implemented that version instead"

Sorry but why isn’t absolutely every single person talking about the fact that those two astronauts that are stuck in Space are now hearing mysterious heartbeat sounds and no one know what it is. THIS ENTIRE STORY IS INSANE

every unreal designer i know has done this

i have never said a sentence that made me age faster in real time than “i wanted to go to the linkin park reunion concert but i can’t because it’s Back to School Night at preschool”

rational gamer brain: we should really get on with the rest of FF7 rebirth part of gamer brain that has been extremely poisoned by really tight 5-30 minute pvp game loops with instant dopamine hit feedback: or we could just play queen’s blood forever

welcome to heaven, glad you made it! this is our build machine, it's never broken. over here you'll find our design documentation that was recently refreshed. our groomed JIRA backlog is ov-- (regaining consciousness) WAKE UP, THE STAKEHOLDERS ARE ASKING FOR AN EXTRACTION SHOOTER

me: if you go pee in the potty, you get one mini chocolate chip 2yo: chocolate! me: if you go poop, you get TWO chocolate chips 2yo: chocolate!! me: there’s a daily login bonus of 1 extra chip. every 3 months, if you upgrade to the ChipPass, all daily activities produce chips—

IMO there are only three factions of concept artists and i am pretty sure when you start the job they make you pick

potty training update: 2yo has become accustomed to receiving a chocolate reward per potty, which is cost ineffective for the rewards team. next patch, potty completion grants a dice roll with a 2/6 chance of chocolate. on a 6/6 roll, she’ll roll on the Rare tier loot table with—

got lasik yesterday, so today i am able to see all of the haters from a million miles away. everyone be good out there

The time has come... we have finally launched our #AceAttorney inspired #philosophy debating sim!~ 🥳 And... we may have gone a little wild... because made a musical trailer. 😳 Hope you like our #indiegame as much as we loved making it!

a greek-speaking person stole our Disney+ account info (the greek subtitles are always on). haven’t bothered to change our password because i have a parasocial relationship with their watch history. national treasure trilogy, four times in the last week? you ok there man?

hey folks! i'm not using twitter anymore, but wanted to share about Devon & Iain, who lost their home in the LA fires last week. they are game devs and were writers on The Dragon Prince; they're also new parents. if you're able to donate, anything helps. gofundme.com/f/join-tdp-fan…