I did a lot less when I was in the office. I hated being there. There were constant interruptions. I’m a much better employee working fully remote. I save way more money without all the commuting. They literally just want us miserable.

Every single Republican president in my lifetime has crashed the goddamn economy. Trump’s the first to do it twice.

I can’t understand why I still need an email address to send calendar invites on iPhone. It has been years. Do better, Apple.

Why can’t women just eat bro?! Being a girl is so exhausting. 😭

Regina Hall.

I CANT EVEN EAT!

Apple loves to remind you of the worst pictures you have ever taken.

My own little farm growing my own food. 🤞🏽

I used my adult money to buy Cocoa Puffs.

CUZ SHAWTY GOTTA A JOB 👩🏽‍💻👜👠 SHAWTY GOTTA CAR 🛻💨 SHAWTY CAN PAY HER OWN RENT 🫴🏽💵🏠 SING, ALECIA MOORE 🗣️

People who make being late a personality trait <<<<<<<<

NOT

Down in the valley where the girls get naked…

It doesn’t take much to make someone feel remembered/wanted. A reminder in your calendar. Some flowers. A text. It just takes a little effort. Show effort.

Being a mother is rarely optional. Being a father is. Make sure you want to be a mother.

Very happy the gators lost.

Sleep is the best thing ever.