Don’t try this at home 🤣

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"Babe, I know you're annoyed at me, but can I go to the match?" "No, you're not going, and that's final." "Alright, I'll take the dog for a walk then."

#afcb Not sure if I'm looking forward to tomorrow's game or not! The defeat last Tuesday wasn't an issue for me, but the manner of it was. I guess I'm hoping for, rather than expecting, a strong performance. I'll be delighted if my concerns prove groundless. Come on Boscombe!

A little boy was doing maths homework, saying to himself... 2+5, the son of bitch is 7 3+6, the son of bitch is 9 His mother heard this & asked, "What r u doing?"😠 Boy: "Doing my maths homework"😏 Mom: "Is this how your teacher taught you?"🤨 Boy: "Yes" 🤫 Infuriated

#afcb On my way in an hour or so. The trains appear to be running so that's a positive start to the day. A top guest is lined up for table 5 so the company will be great. Then all I want is a performance and hopefully a point or three. Not much to ask. Come on Boscombe!

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#afcb Today's guest on table 5. He was a very good player and a really nice guy.

#afcb That was more like it. A proper shift. Pleased for all the team and I thought Alex Scott, Semenyo and Jimenez were the pick, with a special mention to Adam Smith rolling back the years. Maybe Scott as MoM. Overall, I'm going home happier than last Tuesday. Come on Boscombe!

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This Tottenham fan took his son to his first ever game yesterday, what a brilliant photo that is. There aren’t many things better than taking your son to the footy on a Saturday afternoon. Love it! ❤️👏

I'm for once feeling a bit sorry for Near Lost (*anagram). I fail to understand why a player being left out of a game or two, leads to a period of national mourning. National because some see the location as a separate country. Football really isn't that important.

A day of sad news regarding longstanding #afcb fans. I heard just now that a regular train travelling companion of mine, Andy Galvin, has passed away. It was devastating news for me and my heartfelt condolences go to his family and friends. I will miss him a lot. RIP Andy.

Cutting onions in a dusty room time. This is very good.

#afcb Very sad news. David followed Tommy Godwin into the Boscombe team in the early 60s as a goalkeeper. A local born player who went on to play over 500 leagues games at various Clubs. I remember him well and he was very good. RIP.

This player's control is insane⚡️⚽️ (credit: football_coach_akbar on instagram)

#afcb Very sad news. Top bloke. RIP Hensmanian.