The angel and devil on my shoulders are having sex atop my head and I can't make them stop

This is what it probably looks like when Harry and Dora was together

I’m begging people: please go watch Rye Lane

it probably feels good asf to be a simple machine

i want to acknowledge how crazy fucking good both steel and superboy were as just pure concepts, especially in an era where the supermythos was totally knee-capped by strange restrictions

I wish it was easy being sneezy :(

Your 57 year old aunt and her roommate she's had since she was 25 and brings to all family gatherings.

this whole review is really bad and it’s a problem with games criticism in general. so many reviews seem to start by judging whether or not a game follows the rules of “correct game design” and evokes the “correct” feelings according to its genre. it discourages creativity

Which white saviour gets to live?

Not personal, love to all, but I do not play about thomas ruggles pynchon jr and if you act "cute" about him I will mute or block depending on severity of offense.

we’re diamond dolls now

“foreign film” is a ridiculous, chauvinistic phrase with no legitimate use

alt history but it starts at Superman stopping 9/11 and everything else prior happened relatively the same.

no it’s fine i just didn’t think he was still alive

Doing the good cop/bad cop routine during the torture session and piña colada boarding them instead

Running this one back again because I've been too lazy to finish a new one, today or tomorrow I promise

Honestly more Phantom shooters than I would've expected but he is kind of the OG