I think everyone's going to regret this eyebrow trend where u brush em up so much, looks wacko. Anyways, what do we think about me taking 20mgs of melatonin tonight?

Simon and Garfunkel is poetry #TheyreonPot

I find it so funny that when Patrizia and Maurizio meet in the library, he asks her "I'm sorry, we met?" and then she lowers her headscarf and he recognizes her. The Italian version of Hannah Montana

If Drake was short he'd be a victim about it

MARY J AND 50 ARE JUST SITTING ON THE COUCH

My fav part of the Superbowl was that @Chrishell7 was there

So embarrassed of the hold tv has over me

I’m in the studio sooo I haven’t been able to watch EA today …..soooo is Nate really gay?

the empire state building is obsessed with Taylor swift

Really weird time to be watching The Great

Donate if u want to see me jump in lake Michigan in 40 degree weather 🤩 2022 Chicago Polar Plunge presented by Jackson secure.qgiv.com/event/22cpp/ac…

Is Kim k paying for Pete to have some extra security???

Why is may dad mansplaning ovens to me

Shaking my ass so hard rn for Biden to extent the student loan payment moratorium

Don't eat kimchi before running

One time I asked a man that had a camera around his neck at 3am if he belonged to SoHo house and he pulled out a membership card and said "since the beginning" and I said "blah I don't believe you" and walked away

I wish someone would go get an aperol spritz with me

The scene where villanelle kills the 12 and Eve is dancing at the wedding should be a tampon commercial

As governor, I'll make sure Florida stops trending every day for the dumbest reasons.

baklava, if made correctly, is probably the single greatest dessert in the history of humanity