F/A

Anything to play?

No shot

Retiring again with an 85% win rate in scrims after 2 rotations

Another map rotation, 80% win rate overall now 👴🏻

Packet burst constantly is so annoying

Dropped down to a 75% WR even going basically triple neg

Getting my body shot in Rust 24/7, what has my life come to

Saltburn. What a clusterfuck of feelings towards that film, still slapped tho tbf

Basically 2v3 Andrew Unreal at The Finals icl

And sit.

Always a pleasure, north London 😘

GL to everyone at the LAN this weekend. Would’ve been nice to come up to play on a whim but my hand has been GA’d since Feb for a few more months Cheeky lil dislocation, hamate shatter and 4th metacarpal fracture 🫡

DONT WATCH IF YOU DON’T LIKE BLOOD/NEEDLES ETC ⚠️ If you do, enjoy… Felt this scraping the inside of my bone as it got pulled out 🥲

Gutted for Ngannou lowkey

25 today, officially halfway to 50. That thought makes me want to dolphin dive off a cliff 🫡

Clean penalties from us for once

Never flying to Spain again

Sharing a red carpet premiere with Chris Hemsworth, Scarlet Johansson, Brian Henry and a few others was NOT on my list of activities today. 🫡