One week in a relationship and it's already their birthday 😭😭

Unanikopa alf unarudisha on time unadhani sijui unajaribu kupandisha limit,niko rada mzee 😂

😂😂😂😂

DCI called me after BBC's exposé seeking to make contact with the producers. They said they were "investigating" I patched them through. Now I am learning DCI questioned survivors of childhood sexual abuse without representation. Then that stupid Murkomen statement follows

Either I'm so shagzmondoz or this one is carrying me baby Huyu waiter after kulipa bill ananiambia ati tip is 10% of the total bill. When did tipping become mandatory? Yes, I do tip but I've never been asked to

Masaa ni ya kutia ndani kwa Mzee Abdalla Damage - three chweza

We really lost a masterpiece 🤦🏾‍♂️

If I want to cook for my husband and you don’t want to cook for yours, why then are you angry about the fact that I want to when I am not angry about the fact that you don’t want to????

A man once told me, "I have never sat with my father and heard him speak of my mother’s mistakes, but through my mother I have come to know many of my father’s mistakes."

i think south africans have some unique faces like the asians. when someone is south african, it’s easy to know that by how their face looks. i don’t know this person, but the “bathong” and “wena” is all over their face.😆😆

The world doesn't operate on morals

It's Friday yaay...

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When you buy an Audi to attract women but you find yourself surrounded by niggas asking about horsepower, and S-Tronic

I'm getting to the age where I don't like when y'all make fun of people who are just being themselves & minding their own business. That's real ugly to me.