Unfortunately I don't think before I speak so l am just a shocked as you are

"you're so funny" thanks i always attract men that are a reincarnation of satan

men are soo hot. i wish they were good people.

a trust fund baby.

NOW HIRING for a summer fling with the potential to stay on full time at the end of the season.

my favorite thing to do is go home & lay down

might quit my job to focus on summer

can’t take it anymore

working on my tan lines

mimosa drunk & single might be the worst combo idk

if i didn’t know Kaylie and I, I would think that we were dating

i hate a lustful man did you even know how funny i am bitch

may a lustful and cheap man never think i’m the one

on the verge of crashing the fuck out

my crashouts be valid. no regrets i actually should've done more

i’m pretty chill as far as insane women go

hopefully i get some Halloweenie

if the back of your head looks like this hmu, i’m easy

men r so hot i wish they weren’t retarded

I need to figure out who I’m kissing on New Year’s Eve quickly