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Stoked to announce a billion more bands for the The Nick Alexander Music Trust ⚡ stage at Lost Evenings Anaheim (SOLD OUT!) Happy to be welcoming Kayleigh Goldsworthy Jen Razavi ❤️🖤 Beans on Toast The Last Gang and a shitload of others. GO SEE EVERYONE! lostevenings.info

Between Gosling leading the charge against fragile masculinity in the Barbie press tour and the Taylor/Joe split, I’m worried about all you cool guys. Stay hydrated, it’s gonna be a dry summer.

THIS IS EXCITING

RIP Elon's X sign (July 2023-July 2023)

If you think the Barbie movie had my mom in a tailspin over recovering all my childhood toys, the death of Paul Reubens has given her the strength to go through storage to find our COMPLETE Pee Wee's playhouse.

No alarm in the world could wake you up more effectively than the sound of your dog throwing up 5 feet away from you.

musicians should strike next RT

Who the fuck cheats on Natalie Portman. Dudes, get it the fuck together.

Thanks luke for giving me an assignment that was both wonderful yet incredibly emotionally taxing - ranking my favorite Elliott Smith Songs. 🫡

I am not good at remembering to catch everyone up on all social media platforms, but this year I am releasing new music solely on my Patreon - every single month. Please check it out, and thanks for the support! patreon.com/kayleighgolds

Before leaving a store earlier today, the man at the checkout told me “keep the vibrations high, the low ones are coming” and as a Pisces on the eve of a full moon I simply cannot be meant to deal with such a heavy statement in passing.

April's Patreon Song, "Magic" is now available in my store or through a $2 and up membership tier! patreon.com/kayleighgolds/…

I love when I’m at the dentist and I’m left alone in the room with my X-rays and I get SO worried staring at them like my anxiety has decided I not only know how to read X-rays but I’m totally screwed and shouldn’t have come here.

Excited to announce that Kayleigh Goldsworthy and aren’t we amphibians will be joining us next Friday at The Roxy in LA! Grab tickets in advance while you can!

Had to stop rehearsing today because my hiccups won’t go away how’s your day going?

Oh also hi I put out a new song on my Patreon today, check it out! Patreon.com/kayleighgolds

Impatiently waiting for the clap back of the century from the Swift team.