you gotta catch a girl red handed or she taking that lie to the grave.

i loveeee the honeymoon stage😭🥺🥺

Do twins have the same d@ck length?😟

My imagination doing me so bad😭

I surprised my wife with 365 flowers for a one year anniversary ❤️

I surprised my wife with 365 flowers for a one year anniversary ❤️

On my death bed imma say I hid $20 million in tha….. then die 😭😂

Trying hard not to crash out on X, how many times am I going to be AR?!? Help ya girl out, follow back and let’s be notis.

I whisper “the fuck” to myself at least 30 times a day. Hby?

Would YOU Date YOU?

Peeing while ur drunk be so fun, u just be smiling for no reason.

If u lose me, u lost.

I like being alone, but if I really like you, I want you in my space 🏂🏡

Having an empty laundry basket is the best 5 seconds of my life. Ngl

What’s the greatest lesson you’ve learnt about love ❤️?

Tell me why tf do baby clothes got pockets,when they don't even own a shit 😭😭

Turns out the honeymoon phase lasts forever when you pick the right partner.