RAGE AGAINST THE INFERNO (JERUSALEM) TODAY AT 2:45PM

Can we stop using OCD as an adjective/figure of speech??? k thanks.

Last tweet: "I forgot Twitter existed" New tweet: "I forgot Twitter existed" #twitter #forgot #twitterdoesntexist

When you're like "shit it's Friday...here comes a weekend full of non-stop working." #FridayFeeling

Hey remember #wizards of waverly place

Tbh best part of visiting the USA is getting to use their version of Netflix. #newyorkcity

Dear TTC: no, the weekend is not a good time for scheduled track upgrades in the dt core. You're closed how many hours at night????

I save all my self-tapes so that in the future I can hopefully have a great laugh at myself.

At night, I come alive.

I still think there should be a dinosaur named the Thesaurus. And I imagine Thesaurus Rex would be badass with wordplay.

My bed is so cozy it feels like a sandwich. I am a sandwich.

Production still from #GrabEmByThePussy, written/directed by Rouvan Silogix. We run until Sunday Nov 5th. Theatre Passe Muraille backspace.

We are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the universe.

I feel like a sad cat front paw paddling through an ocean to get to Christmas break.

For whoever is out there and has no idea (like I very recently was): BLISTEX MEDICATED LIP OINTMENT IS THE ULTIMATE SAVIOUR FOR CHAPPED WINTERY LIPS.

Can I plz be a cat? How cool would that be. Lying around all day being scratched, fed and cleaned after.

y'know, it's ok to have a bed day.

I will never be too old for goldfish crackers as an afternoon snack. Finn and I will be friends 4 life. #goldfish

I'm binge watching Grey's Anatomy for the third time. All 16 seasons. #GreysAnatomy