kayla alpert (@kaylaalpert) 's Twitter Profile
kayla alpert

@kaylaalpert

Saving the world, one @WednesdayAddams eye roll at a time.

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calendar_today28-05-2009 02:57:15

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nate (@homoclassical) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Charlotte: I just don't feel safe with a witch flying around! Samantha: Honey, if sticking wood between your legs and riding it makes you a witch, then I'm in trouble... Miranda: Why do men always call women with opinions witches? Carrie: Big is moving to Munchkinland.

Charlotte: I just don't feel safe with a witch flying around! 
Samantha: Honey, if sticking wood between your legs and riding it makes you a witch, then I'm in trouble...
Miranda: Why do men always call women with opinions witches? 
Carrie: Big is moving to Munchkinland.
Bill Madden (@maddenifico) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Every motherfucking thing this woman said. If after learing how shit works, you still support Trump — you're not just dumb, you're evil. 🎯🎯🎯👇

Steve Martin (@unrealbluegrass) 's Twitter Profile Photo

RFK Jr just announced he will order that Coca-Cola put cocaine back in their products. Predicts immediate grade improvement for all American students. #RFKJr

Ben Wikler (@benwikler) 's Twitter Profile Photo

If we’re going to take on Trump, Republican extremists, and move our country forward, the Democratic Party needs to be stronger. I'm running for Chair of the Democratic National Committee to unite the party, fight everywhere, and win. Join me. 🧵

Andrew—#IAmTheResistance (@amoneyresists) 's Twitter Profile Photo

If you had no problem with Trump pardoning Manafort, Stone, Flynn, or Bannon, you can take your Hunter Biden pardon complaints and shove them up your hypocritical asses.

Jo (@jojofromjerz) 's Twitter Profile Photo

If you’re upset about President Biden pardoning his son Hunter, wait until I tell you about the time Trump pardoned his son in law’s hooker hiring daddy and made him ambassador to France.

Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) (@agraybee) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Trump pardoned an actual war criminal, a Navy SEAL whose squadmates disabled his gun because they suspected he was killing civilians for fun, and it caused maybe 1/10th the outrage as this.

Wajahat Ali (@wajahatali) 's Twitter Profile Photo

To all MAGA melting down over Hunter Biden's pardon, I quote Melania Trump's gaudy jacket: "I really don't care. Do U?" You voted for a criminal who incited an insurrection and pardons the worst people on Earth. Why are you complaining?

DCPetterson.bsky.social (@dcpetterson) 's Twitter Profile Photo

My opinion of Biden's pardon of Hunter is that we better start thinking about how quickly Trump is going to try to pull America out of NATO, and what his tariffs are going to do to our economy, and what happens when he tries to defund the FBI and end all worker protections.

David Doak (@southpoint1000) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Merrick Garland is so bad, that the only high level political person he got convicted was Biden's son, on charges no one else is charged with, while Garland left a coup attempt uninvestigated for 18 months. Biden deserves blame, but it is for appointing Garland.

Ana Navarro-Cárdenas (@ananavarro) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Woodrow Wilson pardoned his brother-in-law, Hunter deButts. Bill Clinton pardoned his brother, Roger. Donald Trump pardoned his daughter’s father-in-law, Charlie Kushner. And just appointed him Ambassador to France. But tell me again how Joe Biden “is setting precedent”? 🤣🤣

Christopher Webb (@cwebbonline) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I knew Lawrence O'Donnell would bring the 🔥 “Joe Biden obviously decided his son should not be subjected to a malicious Trump witch hunt, which Donald Trump promises will be malicious and unfair.”

Brian Allen (@allenanalysis) 's Twitter Profile Photo

What an absolutely pathetic display of fragility and hate. The bare minimum—shaking someone’s hand—is apparently too much for these people. This is cave-dweller behavior, plain and simple. No class, no decency, just pure spite.

Protect Kamala Harris ✊ (@disavowtrump20) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Anyone else notice that black women with Harvard degrees and 20 years of experience are called “DEI” hires but some random guy on Fox News is expertly qualified to run the Department of Defense? It’s almost like Republicans are just racist.

Anyone else notice that black women with Harvard degrees and 20 years of experience are called “DEI” hires but some random guy on Fox News is expertly qualified to run the Department of Defense? 

It’s almost like Republicans are just racist.
Art Candee 🍿🥤 (@artcandee) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Senator Gary Peters has a mic drop moment during the Senate confirmation hearing for Pete Hegseth: "I don't think there's a board of directors in America that would hire you as a CEO...you talk about standards...do you think that the way to raise the minimum standards of the