Don’t let me have a little scarf to put over my shoulders. I’ll turn into Diane Keaton so quick.

Dang, I’m turning into my granny forreal. I was watching church on my couch and shouted “that’s good Pastor! That’s good!” Like he can hear me 😭

taking off extended time for my birthday this month has been amazing. I wish I could do this every month.

so Vanessa Hudgens really isn’t coming out with a Netflix holiday movie this year?? wtf

I wish I was at the $7 earring store right now instead of working.

me not listening to COWBOY CARTER until midnight so i can be a part of #this group of people she talked about

Sags are so much fun!! I love them!

LMAO 😂 literally carrying you to and from shore

Undefeateddddd 37-0 #WFinalFour x South Carolina Women's Basketball

We also have to add the amount of women who are unaware that they were assaulted and just chalk it up to a yucky experience.

“In many ways, Donald Trump is an unserious man.” I just spit out my wine lmao

I haven’t wanted to wave a mini American flag since ‘08. This is crazy.

How many balloons do y'all think that is?

Well shit 🤣

Bitches be having 8 businesses, 34 birthday dinners to go to, a job, a dog, 4 plants, gotta go to the gym, go to therapy, go to the doctor, eat 3 meals a day, talk to our mama, get an oil change, wash our hair before our appointment and you think we tb A NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ?!

My new goal is to marry an author so he'll dedicate his books to me. "To Lois, my darling wife, my muse, the light of my life"

she finna join the cast of outer banks