still thinking about how the quirky airbnb host put a brilliantly fake peach in the banana bowl and i squeezed it a little, tried to bite it, realized it definitely wasn’t real, then discovered a few more bite marks that were from other people

once per month i allow myself to enter into an alternate personality i refer to as “the monkey” in which i give in to all of my ape brain desires without personal judgment or fear of consequence. often this ends with me going to mcdonalds and eating a 20 piece nugget and 2 big

If even 5% of us show this card, the restaurant industry will cave or collapse

pistachios grown in the shadow of mt. edna

symptoms are signals

NorCal organics has very high quality protein powder and has 3rd party heavy metal testing available on their website

i’m relieved my high cholesterol will prevent dementia. take that

showing off sweet pickled onion and garlic carnitas (baked) and adobo jalapeno beef (simmered slow) with fried rice (extra eggs)

Send my dad some article on Chinese peptides. 6 months later …

a man at HEB saw me calmly walking with my anxious autistic son and simply said “good for you” and it’s not the first time. i must be a force even when i don’t feel like one

more things should be available by the dozen. why did we stop at donuts and eggs

sometimes apples taste like old closets

anchovy season

i’m losing interest in Twitter oh what a giant banana ?

autism shoes coming soon from nike. but a company called sensory soles actually pioneered this first years ago

to be on the old train to madrid where the strawberry woman walks with her basket gifting them away

if your food is measured in a pint you’re having a great day

bbq pork and onions in the dutch for sandwiches tonight

you got spooky black cat? i got black dog 🎃

i love the sound of indistinct conversations more than making conversation