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calendar_today15-05-2010 14:38:16

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still thinking about how the quirky airbnb host put a brilliantly fake peach in the banana bowl and i squeezed it a little, tried to bite it, realized it definitely wasn’t real, then discovered a few more bite marks that were from other people

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once per month i allow myself to enter into an alternate personality i refer to as “the monkey” in which i give in to all of my ape brain desires without personal judgment or fear of consequence. often this ends with me going to mcdonalds and eating a 20 piece nugget and 2 big

once per month i allow myself to enter into an alternate personality i refer to as “the monkey” in which i give in to all of my ape brain desires without personal judgment or fear of consequence. often this ends with me going to mcdonalds and eating a 20 piece nugget and 2 big
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showing off sweet pickled onion and garlic carnitas (baked) and adobo jalapeno beef (simmered slow) with fried rice (extra eggs)

showing off sweet pickled onion and garlic carnitas (baked) and adobo jalapeno beef (simmered slow) with fried rice (extra eggs)
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a man at HEB saw me calmly walking with my anxious autistic son and simply said “good for you” and it’s not the first time. i must be a force even when i don’t feel like one