if u prioritize ur gf/bf over ur friends ur weird

ever just think about how we fr get taken care of for 18 years, and it seems like a long time, but it’s literally such a SMALL fraction of our lives. it’s INSANE to me 😅

would be cool if i actually got to enjoy my first year of being married, instead hes across the world on my nerves :)

i’m never on twitter anymore life’s been wild

i ain’t taking that vaccine unless Bill Nye makes it 🤣😫

i can’t wait to send my husband his valentines box 🥺🥺 he’s gonna love it

i can officially mark almost going to jail off of my list 🤣🤣 thank God for nice officers

i have legit separation anxiety from my animals

whoever normalized $65 hoodies and $80 sweatpants needs to be castrated

idk man being able to shit at home in your own toilet is just nice

i had a dream last night my husband was home and when i wake up and it’s not real i get sad as heck :(

i miss cooking for my husband when he got off work and handing him his food and his beer if i was feeling extra saucy 🥺 4 months left, 4 months left 😭

If you gotta beg for it, most likely it ain’t for you

i can’t wait for this business to launch y’all, this is the most work i’ve put into something in a long time 😫

i’m genuinely scared about the state of the world and that i’m gonna die alone and not with my husband and ugh

the gender pay gap is mostly fucked up bc like what do men even have to buy?

once you reach a certain age if you pull an all-nighter, you die