The secret of your life is hidden in your daily routine....

Ukiwa umembao alafu ukumbuke roommate wako mmasai ametoboa shimo kwa maskio😂😂

Sai niko na unfinished missions kama saba ivii,,,hao milayas nimeflirt nao wanataka niwaonjeshe bana 😂💔

Muislamu amekubaliwa kukatia hadi cuzo yake lakini mna ona tu manzi yangu Nitachonga matako ya mtu mimi

Mwanaume ni mtu anaweza lipia gas ya 13 kgs nduthii lakinii abebe msichana was 75 kgs na ampin kwa ukuta

Fvck moday na uko unemployed😂what's the difference buana

Huyo dem mnaitananga 'we mzee' ni ngumu sana akunyime ukimuomba

Whoever made this is goated💯🙌🏿

Mnataka kusema hakuna wanaume vienyeji 🤔🤔

"I can't believe you're gone 🕊️💔" u thought they were immortal!?? 😭💀

Unapigana Na Tom boy Kwa streets mkienda kotini anakuja Na dress Na high hills 😂😭

Hii joto iko masaimara mkijaribu kukulana mnapata blisters kumamaye

Twins🤩

"Bro mbona unapenda madem wa jaba?" Madem wa jaba:

Na utafuta bibi

Hakuna watu nachukia hii TL kama wale wenye hu like na ku retweet comments na main tweet hawajapitia.😤

Sisi rich babes Leo ni siku Tu kama weekend kulewa ni lazima

Kama badoo una aim kubuy expensive shies just know hauko mature enough

She don't wanna send me her pussy on Snapchat, madman, I don't wanna leak your nudes How do I say it without seemin' rude? (Huh), I just wanna see if it's cute...

Flirting skills siku hizi Niko zero i sound like a parent on text like "uko mzima"😂