Idk maybe I’m being oblivious but I genuinely don’t think there’s anyone out there keeping tabs on me 😂

I said I'll get in shape this year. It's almost halfway into the year and... ...I guess round is a shape.

Exhausted 😩

To save money in this economy, I’ve tried eating out and I’ve tried cooking at home. The answer is starvation.

Need to attend a wedding with a tall, sweet man who will keep leaning over to ask me "you okay babe? And I'll be like “yeah yeah but I'd love that small chops they are sharing”

I wanna tweet about how tired and unhappy I feel lately but I also don’t want anybody checking on me cus of that lmao esp when you’re not gonna solve my problems

If you hug me rn, I might remain in your arms foreverrrrr. I’m so tireddddd

My life go dey fall apart, I go Dey online dey laugh like fool

I have blind trust in PiggyVest — the whole money disappearance thing doesn’t really faze me.

You people are paying 5-8k for ordinary all back without attachment 😳????

There’s this part of Adulthood we don’t talk about enough. The part where distance starts creeping in friendship because everyone is going through their own shege. You will wake up one day and clock that you’ve been fighting a lot of battles and living alone in your head.

Not me laying in bed and cuddling my pillow like I don’t have work to go to😩

Happy birthday to me 🎂🥳

I’m at the age where I understand that paying a little extra for convenience and comfort is absolutely okay.

I’m a good person😒

Today feels like New Year’s Eve😊

Sweet Jesus ❤️