we all know i love to do the worm, but the origin story of that is years ago when i tweeted a video of me doing the worm in time with Katya song ‘ding ding’, her clicking like on that tweet was a damn catalyst

this is moi whoa

If there is a Kat Zowthabag, have to ask.. if there a Kat Zinthabag 🧐

every drag queen is either mother, a milf or melissa and i can’t stop talking about it

youll know i’m intoxicated if i bring up my past as a competitive race walker when i was 10

any time there’s a lull in my mind my brain immediately plays firework by katy perry. so i stay wondering “if you ever feel like a plastic bag”

after performing scheiße the other night it reminded me of the first conversation i had with millie minogue where she tried to convince me to exclusively perform lady gaga and be an impersonator after watching me perform an adam lambert song?

sometimes i talk like someone yelling at market but if they were scatting. loud nonsense.

a year ago today my car broke down on the side of the road and i made my dad deal with it while i cried watching joanne perform jackie live instead of dealing with it myself

somebody pls stop me next time from having a redbull before i leave sircuit at 2:30am. silly goose behaviour. i’m ready to be productive or something at this ungodly hour 😔🚶‍♀️

German drag queen that’s an improv enthusiast called Jess Anne (Yes And? I dunno)

just because u can do a cartwheel without falling on ur face, doesn’t warrant u doing it on stage…

Ariana saw this and wrote a song about her, praise be✨

Me + my signature scent (i like to smell like an annoying Sephora tween)

me with a prop baby when rockabye comes on

Still can’t stop thinking about houndstooth. Noticed one of the dance moms divas had a houndstooth suitcase in the background of one of their fights. I need to know who it is and where they got it.

clogged the fairy mother toilet

“Not now baby! Mummy is watching her stories”