wish they had a delivery service where i can send my out of state sister a home cooked meal

they go to be in awe and fear of the great shower

hate seeing/smelling people who pack on perfume, one spritz is plenty

lowkey his hair is so chic lol love the little curl

c’mon guys i haven’t left the house in like 3 weeks and finally can on thursday please don’t do this

riding the high of the lady at the front desk of my appointment whispering to her coworker that she’s obsessed with my name and is writing it down to keep and remember for her future daughter

how about we stop believing every breaking scientific “update”

shiner bock, the only beer i genuinely like. not sure if it counts, never saw it in the other states i lived in, only texas

thank you God for sprinkling elite men among us

sometime men photograph kinda funny tbh, he’s probably cuter in person and is kind and funny and feels nice to hug and smells good and treats her well

open.spotify.com/track/0Y9ngw0S…

goodness gracious i can’t WAIT for fall

mcdonald’s used to put so much thought and effort into happy meal toys the toys now are genuinely pathetic

charlie and i quote “wait a minute… but there’s also a.. a (whatever subject we’re talking about) element to this?” all the time i’ve never seen a rat bastard personified more than him here

someone told me there’s a girl out there with love in her eyes and flowers, in her hair

#1 most important duty of being a wife is being pleasant

chop suey

that's Lucy and she's trying her best leave her alone!!!!!

coming up on 10 years (a third of my life) married to my darling love