My student loan payment plan: Get into arguments in NYC with everyone, and let nature take its course. #lifehack #darkhumor

Worst part about living in NJ, no one is close enough to clear my browser history

It’ll never not be funny to me that PREDATOR has sitcom-like end credits.

You know you are a NYer, when you get on one subway car, just to crop dust it, and move to the next car. #NYC #lifehack #nysubway #MTA

The drive thru should be the express lane, if you are ordering for more than two people. Take your ass inside. #dafuq

Soo, the only way for me to get a gf, is to get married first… #myboyfriendswife

Random thought of the day: Who will be our first president with a visible tattoo? And when? #tattoo #tattooart #POTUS

Twitter is now X, cause it’s someone THAT YOU USED TO KNOW

I’m not even trying to be funny when I ask this, but what was the prize? What did they win? Face a bull head on, in yo regular clothes AND No flak jacket? The conversation starts at six figures right? Please tell me more than a Home Depot gift card. x.com/shannonsharpee…

Am I a true NY’er yet? I have 10 min conversations with the deli guy every morning since March… and I still don’t know his name #nyclife

Snapple fact of the day: The Capitol building has 365 steps to represent every day of the year. Unfortunate fact of the day: Most elementary schools have 0 steps to represent how many days without a school shooting. #dobetter #TheMoreYouKnow

I have never felt the urge to push someone down the stairs… more than when I’m trying to catch a NYC subway. #nyclife #virtualhahas

Are babies on a plane consider a carry-on; or is that more of a personal item? #travelhacks #airplaneoverhead

Why do I feel guilty for not wanting to give my digits to the barber shop?

The new TMNT movie made me realize, I was cheated out of a true NYC teenage ninja turtle experience growing up. Lemme get a slice. Fuhgetabutit I mean, none of them had “The” as a middle name #NYC #TMNT

A chili competition with no bathroom

Do blind dogs get seeing eye kids? #peta #justasking #reasonsimgoingtohell

Do you think #davecoulier would sign a Jagged Little Pill album cover?

Hey NYC Subway Line make up your freaking mind. There’s no F line service, but you are running “F” trains, which change which station they are stopping at every other minute

Here at Spirit Airlines even our customer service has delays